The Jordan Shuffle

When a tall man walks heavily down the sidewalk, dragging his feet.

Jordan twisted his foot doing "The Jordan Shuffle".

by BeccaJean December 22, 2020

Shit Shuffle

A spontaneous, bodily jerk or twitch that occurs whilst defecating.

“Man, I took a fat shit today. Even had a Shit Shuffle after letting it out.”

by PeePeeMustard January 19, 2021

shuffle sk8ing

Shuffle Sk8ing (shuffle skating) is a type of rave dance derived of ghetto house music. @mookyshuffler coined the term as a portmanteau of skateboard tricks and Melbourne shuffling.

"Dude! Did you see Mooky shuffle sk8ing today?"

"Bro, that shuffle sk8er had some sweet moves."
"Ya'll tryna go shuffle sk8?"

by michael jamison March 27, 2021

Vagina Shuffle

The vagina shuffle was a dance created and popularized by 2 members of the TikTok group @stoopidawesomegirls. It was created in 2018 and involves a group of people standing in a line, with one leg up on either a couch, table, or wall. Other dancers one by one, crawl through the legs of the people in the line, and get spanked as they crawl through. It is common to shout "oh yeah! vagina shuffle!" as the dance is going.

"Morgan, get over here! The vagina shuffle is starting!"
"Dang Anna, you slapped my ass really hard during the vagina shuffle earlier."

by shufflegirl April 28, 2021

DECKER SHUFFLE

A driving technique that eludes all police forces. It consist of prism driving and the balls to run cops into tree. A guy called Decker created it while dancing to music.

That man ain't stopping hes doing the decker shuffle

by Sandwhichcreator September 11, 2022

MGE shuffle

The MGE shuffle is a tf2 term for when somebody who thinks that they are extremely good at the game (most likely scout mains) presses the A and D keys very quickly multiple times.

Person 1: 'That scout main was doing the MGE shuffle at me'
Person 2: 'Was he good at the game?'
Person 1: 'No I won 10-2'

by athemwdkl w October 24, 2022

Shit Shuffle

The act of moving shit (furniture, storage bins, clutter, etc.) from one place to another for no logical reason other than creating the illusion of cleaning up.

“Go to the garage and help your brother, we’re doing a shit shuffle today.”

“Your mother was drinking Pinot Grigio last night and now she’s shit shuffling the whole house. I suggest you go to your friends house after soccer practice.”

“Go to stage 4 and shit shuffle all the dressing from Bobby’s set to the east wall. Make sure to keep the fire lanes clear.”

by Giveupcontrol September 19, 2022