pope hat

Street slang for an uncircumcised penis. The funny moniker is derived from their similar shape and the obvious fact that they both cover a head.

Oh girl, you know my friend hooked up with him. He has a pope hat!

by WellDefined R Us April 9, 2017

punish the pope

Masterbating

I'm so horny but no chicks are available so Ill just have to punish the pope

by Aintjewish January 17, 2019

Pope’s tear

The tiny bit of pre-cum before or after masturbation that appears to look like a tear.

Just need to wipe the Pope’s tear

by Tillers December 27, 2023

pope king

The greatest thing of all time, there can only be one. Commonly a midget. Tells Rays to suck it

I am the greatest of all time, I am the pope king

by Therealbrando July 26, 2018

The pope

An entity that is "owned" by ex Twitch streamer Jshlatt and could cause the end of time if messed with.

Oh shit, the pope is glowing red, we're all fucked.

by Lil Soy Boi June 4, 2021

Pope-Partum Depression

When the Pope leaved your city and everyone has a hard time getting themselves back to normal

Philadelphians are experiencing Pope-partum depression after the wonderful and spiritual visit from Pope Francis.

by JiLo November 13, 2015

Pope-tastic

To be surperior in all ways, shapes and forms.

Dude! That shirt is so pope-tastic!

by Jordynisbeast November 21, 2010