Titties The Tortoise

A nickname for Ms. Hamster's pet. He always manages to escape his cage and climbs up trees, waiting to commit suicide by flipping upside down. When it's winter he goes brain dead until he somehow reincarnates himself when spring comes around.

I have got a pet here who loves sleeping.

It's a tortoise!
It's titties the tortoise!

by bryan's school account September 20, 2019

Titty Privileged

Having breasts large enough to flex with comfort. Someone who is titty privileged Shouldn’t need a push up bra and in turn proves they have privileged tittys.

Damn Marley only wears sports bras and they look huge she doesn’t even need a push up she’s titty privileged

by Zayatefiveserosero October 5, 2017

titty ballsacks

Funny name for tits, which are essentially women's version of balls.

I punched her in her titty ballsack.

She had a rock set of titty ballsacks.

by C_ntface April 12, 2017

Thunder titties

Titties so spectacular you can almost hear thunder clap when you see them

Get a look at Alis thunder titties damn they were so perfect I heard a thunder clap from miles away

by Ted on rock April 24, 2017

bench titties

When a guy bench presses a lot and gets big pecks, but then stops working out so his peck get fat and sag like titties.

Look at that guy run with those bench titties

by Shotgun Bob May 23, 2017

Cop a titty

When you're trying feel a hot girls titty

"hey girl, you looking fine af today, can I cop a titty?"

by ewjsbdbejdej June 12, 2017

the whole titty

The compete visual recantation of the hemisphere located on the woman's chest storing the memory gland that is comely considered an accomplishment Among friends, offen exaggerated.

Raffie: so what u see last Friday...
Colin: THE WHOLE TITTY!!!!

by Rffy June 27, 2017