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Earnest Gay Thoughts

Jay Malsky. Liberal actor. Also known as "The Jerk Who Yelled In Disney World's Hall of Presidents".
Me: I just saw a video of a guy yelling "Lock Him Up!" at Trump's robot in the Hall of Presidents today.
Brook: Who yelled?
Me: Earnest Gay Thoughts. Real name: Jay Malsky.
by thebear424 June 11, 2018
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Concepts of Thoughts and Tariffs

Something said to people who voted for the cheeto and are now regretting it. Origin: a play on when Donny T said he had "concepts of a plan," combined with "thoughts and prayers." "Prayers" being replaced with "tariffs" for those who didn't know how tariffs worked and are now about to face the consequences of their own actions.
Person A: "Oh no, my family is cutting me off because of who I voted for!!!!!"
Person B: "Oh well, concepts of thoughts and tariffs to you. I have concepts of sympathy for you."
by Pialinist November 17, 2024
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Caterpillar thoughts

Thoughts about caterpillars that a guy had
Caterpillar thoughts:
I’ve been thinking about caterpillars
And the things they don’t know
All they do is eat on leaves and then they gradually grow
When they pop out of their eggs, do they have any clue
What their life will have in store for them and what they will do?
They don’t know where they’re headed
They don’t know where they’re from
And they have absolutely no idea what they will become
These little wormies metamorphosize into something more
But I want to make it clear
This song is not a metaphor
I just think caterpillars don’t know what’s going on
They’re dopey as heck, don’t know why we
Respect something that can’t do long division
Write petitions, or pay with a check
(AND I CAN DO ALL OF THOSE THINGS!)
I just think caterpillars don’t know what’s going on!
I can eat leaves, and I can also climb trees
And I can also conceive of what I’ll be in three years:
A keeper of bees
(A beekeeper!)
I’d like to see a caterpillar do that
by Average nonbinarian November 8, 2022
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Virtual Thought

When someone likes all your posts on social media, and friend requests you on social media, but won't act on anything IRL.
Hit em with that virtual thought... "Like"
by PitchPlez May 14, 2015
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thought daughter

a very emotionally active young teenage woman. Usually fw literature, music and bed rotting. Will usually have a superb music taste and enjoys overthinking everything.
Person 1
“God Jessica are you overthinking again”

Person 2
“Day in the life of a thought daughter
by spammymeee June 4, 2024
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