Two seconds thick

Refers to something that is very thin.

Nancy's hair is two seconds thick.

by Cocoa J November 1, 2018

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Thick n Wide

a name given to one whom is so well endowed that his partner cannot fully close her legs for about a week, walks funny for a month, but becomes so addicted to said "thick n wide" that she can't bare to put up with anyone elses love making attempts.

Man: whats the matter baby, you dont seem like your enjoying it.
Woman: i've been with thick n wide.
Man: then why even try, good night.

by 1111aaaa June 7, 2011

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through thick and thin

through the good times and the bad times thick being bad and thin being good. fuck all you bitches

throgh thick and thin, if something is THICK then it is HARD to get through. If something is THIN it is EASY to get to. through thick and thin definition= throguh the bad and the good.

by Sasasasandbom May 16, 2019

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as thick as a bowl of oatmeal

A very big ass

That girl is as thick as a bowl of oatmeal

by dayumbiach May 29, 2017

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Thick as two shits

An English term to describe who stupid somebody is.
This phrase was proved by an English donkey farmer who was found suffocated in a large pile of donkey stools.
One popular theory is that he was murdered by the donkey as it knowingly backed up and stood on him, causing him to choke upon a turd and die.

'John, you're as thick as two shits'

by Shmopho September 1, 2008

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Thick as Pig Shit

A person who is unteachable. Wouldn't be able to learn if it saved their life.

Girl: (after having a fit and insulting a guy): Learn to appreciate girls and then maybe we can try again.
Guy: If you think I will ever try again with you, you're as thick as pig shit.

Donald Trump is as thick as pig shit.

by DarthKieduss September 28, 2018

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