Keeping Mittens Safe

All the capital letters spell K.M.S. Meaning kill my self.

This is a Keeping Mittens Safe situation.

by Nork^er January 14, 2019

safe head

Oral sex with a condom

It was 1 night I was so horny, I let this guy give me safe head.

by TAP26 June 30, 2021

Safe goat

mocking a weak point in anothers self esteem due to the fact that said person doesn't have anything else to say; moreover, a coward

Man you're such a safe goat, nothing better to say looking ass

by mralwaysright0000 March 10, 2017

drive safe, drive home

Not racing your subarus and binning in the dry

Drive safe, drive home Craig said to Jesse

by Canberra JDM Car Scene December 18, 2021

Vibe safe

"Vibe safe" is a departure phrase that is a combination of "drive safe" and "good vibes".

Alright. imma head out. vibe safe bro.

by no_po March 28, 2021

/safe

a tone indicator indicating that the thread, link, post, or profile is safe to view without the risk of unwanted imagery

Open this! /safe

by slweeb April 17, 2021

Google-safe

adj. One's online presence being free of personal revelations or potentially embarrassing information that could damage or foreclose a potential romantic or professional relationship.

noun. Google-safety.

"So this guy asked me out. He was cute, and seemed nice and established. But then I Googled him and saw that he's a member of some creepy porn club that I'm pretty sure is an internet brothel or something. He also has direct conversations on Twitter with pornstars and girls that look like they are still in grade school. This guy is not Google-safe. I'm not going out with him."

"I kept getting turned down for jobs and dates until I Googled myself and realized that I need to improve my Google-safety. I am thinking of hiring a professional."

by ryzander March 03, 2012