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Confetti tampon

The insertion of a party popper in place of a tampon for celebratory purposes
Tammy celebrated her negative pregnancy test with a confetti tampon.
by Twaat_head April 25, 2015
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used tampon

any penis that has been inserted into any vagina, anus, hand, or mouth that gets an erection to be inserted into another different vagina, anus, hand, or mouth
Woman: "This used tampon tried to hit on me the other day."

Friend: "Ew. What did you say?"

Woman: "He's took me out to get a new handbag, a cute pair of red bottoms, and a steak dinner. After that he paid for me to vacation in the Maldives alone for some stress relief, he completely understands and then I stopped talking to him."

Friend: "Good for you. You deserve it."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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Timmy the tammpy tampon

Timmy is a boy who is a homosexual who plays Genshin and honkai star tail all day, he somehow pulled a magnificent woman despite his homosexual tendencies. He has a sibling who, is I, neo, who has created this definition for him.
“Tommy is a used tampon.”
“Timmy the tammpy tampon come over here you’re needed inside!”
by neoxycl December 22, 2023
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amber's tampon

An extra regular motherfucker who is stuck so far up a woman's vagina that he loses sight of his role as a man. In other words, he's a bitch.
There's something wrong with Brian! Must be amber's tampon.
by jadedgypsey March 30, 2015
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used tampon

the unfaithful penis that has been used by more than one person until forever
"I just cheated on my ex cuz I'm a used tampon!"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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used tampon

a frog penis aka frog dick that moves from person to person being inserted into more than one private part of more than one person
"My used tampon jumps from relationship to relationship without even thinking about what he's doing. I wonder if he will ever change or reform his wicked ways?"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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used tampon

the defiled penis, any defiled penis, every defiled penis
"Help! My penis has been turned into a used tampon! I should've stuck with one woman for my whole life"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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