puddling

1. To cry about an incident that little or no impact on you personally.

Jason found Bill in his room crying about the Yankee's recent loss. "Bill, why are you puddling? It's just a game......and your 38 years old?!?"

by William Beiler January 5, 2009

Peppa’s muddy puddle

When you’re doing anal doggy, your partners shits, you stand up and jump up and down in it while snorting

You want to try Peppa’s muddy puddle tonight baby?

by Some_Random_Geeza February 3, 2020

Producing puddles

Making a woman squirt with the wiggle of the tongue.

You aint a Rockstar if you arent producing puddles between the legs of every woman you meet..

by Rockstar/Cookie/Jr May 5, 2022

puddle of boi

When the weather would seem too hot for your liking and you're afraid that would melt into a puddle of boi in said weather.

Sorry, it's very hot today. I'm afraid I will turn into a puddle of boi if I go out.

by Rofio August 1, 2018

Boston Puddle

A puddle full of shit. Referring to the shitty water from Boston.

Guy 1: She performed a Boston Puddle on my dick last night.
Guy 2: Did you sue her? That's Gross!

by BrazillianGodfather November 8, 2020

Puddle Cuddle

Cuddling in your own cum and piss after sex.

"We puddle cuddled in the bed last night it was a blast!"

by THISIARANDOMCHANNEL March 2, 2024

Puddle Slut

A term that coins a sexual deviant of any narcotic illicit drug through intravenous use that will have sex in exchange for narcotic.

This is a term not limited to simply women, as both genders can be propositioned for sex.

Sherilyn was the Puddle Slut of Sean's Desire!

by Mind Myriad November 10, 2020