towing the pope

Reaching around and Jerking off from behind solo while wearing a pope hat and holding a crucifix.

I like to towing the pope in the shower so it feels like I’m in the pope mobile behind the bullet proof glass.

by Pope Bend-a-dick December 1, 2017

Pope on a Rope

a sex move where you tie someone to the bottom of the top bunk on a bunk bed in a pose similar to a crucifixion, than tie your legs to theirs and do pull ups into their vagina/asshole.

"bro i hit that bitch with the pope on a rope maneuver last night, and god damn that hits different."

by Robo gahndi January 24, 2020

Pope Francis

A sexy hot male that I would give head to any day.

God, pope Francis do got a great dick

by MFTP, Virginia April 3, 2021

punish the pope

Masterbating

I'm so horny but no chicks are available so Ill just have to punish the pope

by Aintjewish January 17, 2019

pope hat

Street slang for an uncircumcised penis. The funny moniker is derived from their similar shape and the obvious fact that they both cover a head.

Oh girl, you know my friend hooked up with him. He has a pope hat!

by WellDefined R Us April 9, 2017

Pope’s tear

The tiny bit of pre-cum before or after masturbation that appears to look like a tear.

Just need to wipe the Pope’s tear

by Tillers December 27, 2023

pope king

The greatest thing of all time, there can only be one. Commonly a midget. Tells Rays to suck it

I am the greatest of all time, I am the pope king

by Therealbrando July 26, 2018