This one cunt with green hair and an attitude that just won't quit. She's a dumbass and will cut someone if needed. She's not smart, or pretty, or talented, but can pet 4 animals at a time. 12/10 would recommend petsitter. She looks white as fuck but is actually native American and Portuguese.
"Hey do you know that one girl Jordan?"
"That cunt with the green hair and the bulletproof vest of a strapless bra"
"Thats the bitch."
"That cunt with the green hair and the bulletproof vest of a strapless bra"
"Thats the bitch."
by Fuckmeinthe*ssdaddy123 August 30, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is a cute, athletic girl. Is very outgoing and funny. When you hear her laugh, it just makes your day. She is very smart, but stubborn. She has lots of friends because she is good at being social and nice to people. She has blonde hair and beautiful eyes. She also hates it when she hurts other people in any way. Jordan is someone that you would really want as a friend.
by Chippgirl_18 October 14, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. This guy is the creepiest motherfucker ever. If you ever meet one, run for the hills because he was probably stalking you already before you even met. And if you do know a Jordan and he's not creepy, just give it a bit of time and then he'll show his true colours of being a weird mf.
Person 1: Hey, have you met Jordan yet?
Person 2: Yeah, he was watching me outside my window last night.
Person 2: Yeah, he was watching me outside my window last night.
by _cool_guy_69_ December 8, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is a amazing guy he has the biggest dick anyone could ask for.
If you look at him for 1 second you will be squirting all day and night.
If you are Jordan’s girlfriend you are the luckiest person alive.
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If you look at him for 1 second you will be squirting all day and night.
If you are Jordan’s girlfriend you are the luckiest person alive.
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I like Jordan
by I like Jordan July 14, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. she is the most beautiful person in the world and if you get to be her boyfriend then you can call yourself the luckiest person in the world
by Ladykiller534 May 10, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. Meme dealer fat friend depressed but tells nobody strong like to skateboard and play guitar stoner not attractive and makes friends super easy
Jordan is fucking dumb
by Для того March 4, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. The most confident boy you know. He is funny and smart. Jordan may seem like a bit of an a**hole but at the end of the day he is caring and protective of the special girl in his life.
Hi jordan
by UndercoverJ May 10, 2018
Get the Jordanmug.