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Funky Gym Junkie

During intercourse with a lady and/or man who regularly works out, insert your penis and/or dildo into a tub of protein and then, re insert it into the anus or vagina.
I gave her a funky gym junkie on Friday night.
by Brokeback Mountaineer January 6, 2023
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Gym tears

I got gym tears from sweating so much from cardio
by Ih8blacks1845 October 16, 2023
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Gym Lad!!!

A Gym Lad!!! eats sleeps the gym, he is sometimes a very strange creature that posts selfies of themselves on social media to gain attention from people that he has never met in his life. If you find yourself near a Gym Lad!!! your best bet is to run away as his obnoxious behaviour is extremely bewildering.
The Gym Lad!!! lifted the barbell and grunted heavily.
by Ben dover for me March 27, 2020
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street gym

An Improvised and intuitive training approach, using only the environment to perform different exercises.
I was told that doing street gym three times a week, is good for my health.
by Captain SG June 26, 2016
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Jailhouse Gym

A place inside of your extremely tiny apartment where you have purchased very low end or used pieces of gym equiptment/fitness apparatus's. This is due to the country shutting everything down, especially places in which you could actually boost your immune system via exercise (i.e., a gym, a healthclub or a yoga studio) but alas, you are trapped at home"for the health & safety of all". Bit by bit you acquire workout tools and video's, and as time goes on, you learn how to exercise in a 10 foot by 10 foot area-dodging couches, the dog, having your husband leave the room so that you can do some "Just Dance." A jailhouse gym is the poor man's only way to somewhat maintain any kind of workout or exercise routine, & is set up in an extremely small area where movement is barely possible.
Friend: "Hey, what have you been up to during the lockdown?" Me: "Just been trying to not go completely insane by working out in my jailhouse gym."
by ShakinBaby July 31, 2020
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gym bird

The common gym bird is found within the gym flying from pole to pole. Usually not staying for a long period of time and eating a lot of your grain.
The girl is a gym bird! This is her 4th dude in the same gym!
by HotCarlExpress May 1, 2016
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Gym fag

Someone who works out solely for vanity and cares nothing about actual health, fitness, or strength.
I hate running into Trevor at the gym. He's only like 140 lbs but he's always shirtless because he wants everyone to see his abs. All he even does there is flex in the mirror like a total gym fag.
by Dirtball Supreme August 16, 2022
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