Panic Gymming

I panic gym, you panic gym, we all panic gym. That situation when you spontaneously decide to go out/you're know you're getting laid later/other and you look in the mirror to find your muffin top staring back at you. 'Panic gymming' is a desperate attempt to reverse the damage when it's already too late.

'Why are you so late to pre-drinks, Stacey?'
'Oh, I was panic gymming.''

by strandedharper April 20, 2017

After gym smile

It‘s the smile in your face after your gym session.

Leroy: dafuq? y u smiling that much?
Gym guy: I was at the gym today. It‘s the goddamn after gym smile.
Leroy: okay got it.

by U5eriou5 September 19, 2019

gym teacher

someone who should not take summer vacations and open up a summer athletic camp instead

she/he's a gym teacher and a bully

by boring squirrel December 12, 2022

Russian Gym Sock

When you have anal sex until the anus prolapses while using vodka (the stronger the better) as lubricant.

Gave that Baddie a Russian Gym Sock and now she won't answer me.

by Dr. PhillyCheese February 12, 2025

Gym-John

When 2 males squat face to face in a gym while one twists the nipples of the other as if fine tuning a radio station

“I was 3 reps into my set when bro gym-johnned me…”

by TymmH June 8, 2024

Gym Crew

see baltika

don't forget the baltika 9!

by Billy Bob Arkansas November 25, 2003

Non gym-user

A person who does not rely on gym for exercise.

Sally doesn't like to exercise. She is a non gym-user.

by gymterminator September 2, 2022