by Hotrodtikigod December 25, 2016
Get the Dump Bumpmug. A shit that hurts coming out. Grumpy dumps most often occur after eating spicy food, or can simply happen if you are just taking girthy shit.
Man, I just took a giant grumpy dump! I think my butthole is bleeding!
John took a grumpy dump upstairs! I think we are gonna need to call a plumber.
John took a grumpy dump upstairs! I think we are gonna need to call a plumber.
by Gringo no Brasil November 17, 2014
Get the grumpy dumpmug. by Pleasecomeagainlater February 11, 2017
Get the Lays dumpmug. The act of calling your friends while taking a dump. Usually happens after large meals of the Mexican genre. The dump dialer usually forgets the phone call and or regrets the phone call in the morning.
by Steveo Hando March 26, 2009
Get the Dump Dialmug. The man defecates on the woman's chest. The woman throws it back at the man. He beats on his chest and yells 'oh oh oh I'm the dumping monkey!'
by WFTR November 1, 2013
Get the Dumping Monkeymug. A responsibility which really should be somebody else's, but which has been "offered" to you as an "opportunity" in a way that you can't refuse, effectively dumping their responsibility on you but pretending that it's for your benefit. The difference between a standard dump and a dump horse, however, is that -- despite the total lack of altruism on the part of the dumper -- the dump horse actually does benefit you, and you truly can turn it into an opportunity.
"This presentation was supposed to be Joe's, not mine, but it gives me the opportunity to really shine in front of the CEO, so I won't look a dump horse in the mouth."
by ArsCerebri December 3, 2013
Get the dump horsemug. When you are the low person on the totem pole and have to dump the jizz out of the fuck-pumpkin at the end of the corn maze.
by WmClarke November 3, 2018
Get the Dump the Pumpkinmug.