Coconut

If a girl doesn’t know how to ride dick just spell coconut with your hips. C O C O N U T.

For girls that don’t know how to ride, just spell coconut.

by Izzy Steezy July 19, 2019

coconut virgin

A ridiculously nasty guy who doesn't take showers and plays League of Legends everyday. Also is a beta male and when they speak to girls, they get scared off due to their ugly appearance.

Damn, that coconut virgin smells mustier than Discord mods.

by stewpooper69 August 10, 2023

Coconut

A simpleton. Represented by a coconut. Able to be dropped multiple times and still remain functional.

Hey, he's really to stupid to understand.What a fucking coconut.

by lollylandiz4amatuersivegtcandy January 12, 2021

Decimated Coconut

Definitely a real thing you can buy in Jars.

Hey Joe, I've got your Decimated Coconut right here. Get it into you.

by Barney_el_cid December 8, 2020

Coconut

To 'coconut' an individual involves placing a coconut down your underwear and rubbing up against/dry humping an unsuspecting victim. Can also be a consensual act.

Helen decided to coconut Scott as he walked home

by razberry1990 February 10, 2010

coconut

if a girl spells it with her hips while riding you, it makes you cum faster

if a boy spells it with his tongue on the girls clit she may cum faster

babe do the coconut

by Insta_justicel5 October 15, 2019

Coconut

A native Polynesian person who is very slow up stairs.

“Hey boss you’re gonna have to fire Fred, he’s just simply not capable of the work, he’s way too slow and stupid! He’s just another Polynesian Coconut.”

by RevenTexX October 1, 2019