Brandon

He has a large ego, small dick, many pubes, and a dad body with double D tits. A complete thundercunt that dates an alien, and is fake as fuck.

Rebecca: Wow I have some competition
Jamie: Of what
Rebecca: Brandon's tits are almost as big as mine

by BrandonsFuckingTits November 10, 2018

Brandon

An idiot who is always saying “In the U.S” or “No Really!!”

“Where is XYZ....?”
In the U.S

“Seriously Brandon?!?”

by whyamihere?justtosuffer June 1, 2019

Brandon

Absolute Fuck Up. Most likely has acne. Also he is trash at sports game ex: NBA 2k FIFA

Brandon is a fuck up

by Taiden’s Uncle October 18, 2019

Brandon

Oh he is so nice so SEXY so FREAKING FUNNY also a pro gamer so dont mess with him!

Bro Brandon is my man Rylie so BACK THE FUCK UP

by OhhhhhhhBrandiniweeniee August 11, 2019

Brandon

Classical, punchable face and body. Probably really fat too. Dumbass, tiny dick bitch. Attentionwhore who thinks he's hot but really ugly.

Did you see Brandon at the dance the other day? Ya he looked fat af boi!

by Dicksuccer202 April 24, 2017

brandon

short, skinny, best cousin, and has a cousin named Dylan who might have wrote this

Brandon is the best who may not have a cousin named Dylan who wrote this

by @dylanhawj November 2, 2017

Brandon

a person who fucks up

You just Brandoned.

by bobsbigboy3 August 6, 2018