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Tech squad

Brooklyn tech squads which consist of 50 fucking people or more. These squads fucking run around downtown Brooklyn like monkeys and sit on every available trash can
“Bro did you see that tech squad?”
“Yes dude I almost shit my pants there were like 69 retards
by Daddy’s iPhone October 15, 2018
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Tech Totalitarianism

When giant tech companies purposely skew search results and suppress viewpoints such as news and censor viewpoints which don't meet their objectives.
In a brazen and blatant act of Orwellian tech totalitarianism, firms such as Google, Facebook and Twitter purposely de-list and suppress news and opinions such as early reports of coronavirus in Wuhan and later in the 2020 US election -- in order to support their narrative and corporate objectives, as well as affect outcomes and people's thoughts. While pretending to care and virtue signal, their true objective is to 'memory hole' any counter thinking and control people like sheep so they can have an absolute monopoly and unquestioning supremacy over society.
by Carl Davidson November 25, 2020
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tech-recluse

The state of being so dependent upon communicating exclusively through technology, that one finds their self in what feels like a reclusive state.
Julie got fed-up with being so "tech-reclusive" that she broke down and got a land line, vowing to have actual voice conversations with her friends, family and loved ones.

Julie realized she had become unintentionally introverted because of her iPhone. She decided to break away from being a tech-recluse, and ordered land line service.
by juleskills December 18, 2010
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tech guilt

Similar in concept to white guilt, tech guilt is a growing feeling among tech workers who are buying or renting homes and apartments made available by the eviction of socioeconomic minorities or the gentrification of "transitional neighborhoods" in major tech hubs like Silicon Valley.
Brad: Can you believe my studio apartment in the mission was Section 8 housing one year ago?! My rent is $4000/month! Oh well, I can afford it.

Jill: I hope you're feeling some tech guilt right now.
by Urbanartshare September 8, 2016
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High tech

High tech magnet school, educating prep lineal prep rejects with no money, gay prep kids, and non prep gays since the beginning of time.
Girl: that kids decent.
Girl 2: ye too bad it’s a gay high tech prep reject who couldnt make the prep bowling team 😄
by Prep Man November 2, 2021
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tech lead

He is the tech lead. He is the source of all initiatives in a software project. Do not question anything he says. Do as he tells you. Because he is the tech lead. There is only one tech lead, even though some people might try to claim the title for themselves.
I am a tech lead, but I surely am not THE tech lead.
by GrassXMagnum July 31, 2019
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Tech douche

A person or generation of persons who are obsessed with any and all manner of technology and cannot separate themselves from their technology for more than the space of a second.
I'm trying to have a conversation with this guy, but this tech douche can't look me in the eyes because he's fixated on his phone
by Blueice76 February 8, 2023
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