by SweetMorbidity February 12, 2020
Get the DM Taxmug. A disaster. These taxes are the worst taxes in the entire world. That’s why everyone never pay them.
American: Hey Mario have you paid taxes
Mario: DAMN BRO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT! ITALIAN TAXES ARE BAD!
Mario: DAMN BRO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT! ITALIAN TAXES ARE BAD!
by UnGenio January 30, 2020
Get the Italian Taxesmug. Today I saw the tax man behind me with his lights on to let me know o was due to pay the speeding tax.
by Put your finger in my stoma September 29, 2023
Get the speeding taxmug. Syrup tax or syrup taxing is the terminology commonly associated with getting your ass kicked by a Royal Canadian Mounted Policeman.
Doug won't be doing that again, eh, the fuzz put a syrup taxing on him he won't soon forget, eh. Yous got a beer?
by Carlo Dagastoni April 18, 2021
Get the Syrup Taxmug. The extra price a business owner charges for goods or services to a particularly awkward or difficult customer
That demanding bitch, was a nightmare to deal with, but I applied plenty of grief tax for all the trouble she caused me.
He was an impatient nasty bastard but I assure you he paid plenty in grief tax.
He was an impatient nasty bastard but I assure you he paid plenty in grief tax.
by PaddyinOZ August 18, 2018
Get the Grief Taxmug. 1. Girl Tax is something girls/women have to pay to men who give them attention.
Girl Tax is commonly received on social media platforms such as Instagram and Twitter
Girl Tax is commonly received on social media platforms such as Instagram and Twitter
by BigBoyLC February 21, 2022
Get the Girl Taxmug. Proper social etiquette among parrots is to eat all meals with their flock. "Bird tax" is the portion of every meal eaten within earshot of your parrot. It must be paid to your parrot at the start of said meal as reimbursement for removing your parrot from the wild, or else it will be forcibly collected.*
*Also applies to some budgies and other household birds; this bird law sometimes extends to wild birds living near restaurants and picnic sites, though the legality/enforceability in those situations is questionable.
*Also applies to some budgies and other household birds; this bird law sometimes extends to wild birds living near restaurants and picnic sites, though the legality/enforceability in those situations is questionable.
"Your bird just stole a piece of my blueberry waffle!"
"Don't be rude! My bird doesn't steal! She collects bird tax. Everyone who eats in our home is considered flock and must pay bird tax."
"Why?"
"It's bird law."
Bird "Look at me. Look at me. I'm the captain now." (Squawk translation).
"Don't be rude! My bird doesn't steal! She collects bird tax. Everyone who eats in our home is considered flock and must pay bird tax."
"Why?"
"It's bird law."
Bird "Look at me. Look at me. I'm the captain now." (Squawk translation).
by Mother_of_Dragon December 19, 2022
Get the Bird Taxmug.