Curd Tank

(noun)
A person jam-packed with jizz. see: Cum Dumpster

I was going to go down on Amy...but word on the street is she's nothing but a curd tank.

by armadyllo July 24, 2011

Space Tank

This is where you lay on your arm until it goes blue and numb, and then carry out the act of masturbation so that it looks like an alien hand with no gravitational pull

Dan: Oh man, I had a space tank last night
Andy: Damn, those things get messy

by kjgxxx January 17, 2012

Fish Tanked

A car gets "fish tanked" when some idiot leaves their sunroof open during a terrential downpour. The best form of the "fish tank" is when water flows out your door when you open it.

Wow, it sure was raining out. Chris's car got fish tanked real bad!

by dcastdal October 10, 2013

Wank Tank

Testicles. So called because that is where the fluid that comes out when you ejaculate is stored.

I haven't had sex in weeks. My wank tank is ready to overflow.

by Richard Dunken January 29, 2017

no tank you

The phrase used by gunfighters after they have been defeated by a shooter by the name of Tank

“No Tank you” for the whooping I just received

“No Tank you” I would like to stay alive another round.

by The Gunslinger October 9, 2017

gas tank for a sex machine

A cute/ sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly

Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.

by Sexydimma November 10, 2017

American tank

a bb gun on wheels wrapped in wet paper towls

that american tank cant do shit

by Boris the tank lord December 20, 2017