Dick

1) A person who is acting like a total jackass or asshole.
2) Like a vagina, but on a guy. A penis. Sometimes big, sometimes small. Why certain girls stay with their boyfriends when the don't love them.

1) "Jason is being a dick, I'm going to sidekick that motherfucker in the face."
2) Girl 1: "Girl what's wrong?"
Girl 2: "My man ain't shit."
G1: "Well why won't you leave him?"
G2: "Cuz bitch, dick too bomb!"

by Gingerbabe May 26, 2015

Dick

AKA MEATSTICK, My meatstick is a caramel colored thick meaty rod.

I put my dick in the wrong hole again

It is a shlong for me not dick motherfucker.

by RealassFoo/ModeloTimeFoo July 15, 2018

Dick

Somthing that falls off if your not careful

Hi mom my dick

Hello my dick and is on fire

by Eddfedfed October 25, 2019

Dick

A penis

Oh boy, Bhuvan likes dick!

by Bhuvanlikesdick March 08, 2019

Dick

A penis.

U dick

by asdkfhlsdkjgabiwelfukjhzlfawe; March 22, 2018

dick

kris tofu(Lust Kidding don't Cry)

kris is a dick(JK)

by THISWASN'TDAMIAN December 19, 2018

dick

yum. Spread your legs for the large meaty sausage

Martha, you must dick

by urmomwantme123 February 02, 2020