Something that seems like a problem in the moment only to you, but in five days you probably won't even remember you had a problem
Tanner: "This 15 year old is hitting on me hard core and it's adorable, but it makes me mad because he looks 18."
Sarah: "That's a non-problem. Call me in a few days when you realize how silly that sounded."
Sarah: "That's a non-problem. Call me in a few days when you realize how silly that sounded."
by Justadreamr July 29, 2015
Get the Non-problemmug. the halting problem is the problem of determining, from a description of an arbitrary computer program and an input, whether the program will finish running, or continue to run forever.
by UwU_HARDER_DADDY July 29, 2021
Get the halting problemmug. When you make a play so good, it gets all the girls in a 5 mile radius absolutely creaming, solves the complicated question of what is the purpose of life and single handedly makes $100000 appear in the nearest charity.
I was playing VCT Qualifiers yesterday and got called a problem by the casters cause of how insane I was.
by hami2k July 26, 2022
Get the a problemmug. 
"That guy I was flirting with wants me - but he won't date polyamorous chicks." *Sulks*
"Oh honey you've got thirst world problems!"
"Oh honey you've got thirst world problems!"
by CiciMcGee May 29, 2021
Get the Thirst World Problemsmug. (n.): not being able to find food items that are right there and easily found by anyone lacking a Y-chromosome.
My husband can't ever find the mustard in the fridge. I can't blame him, though, since he's just suffering from man problems.
by CromwellIV April 18, 2024
Get the Man Problemsmug. When you really want to tell all your friends about what happened in your favorite anime, but none of them watch it. First Weeb Problems
by NebuLositY99 July 2, 2019
Get the first weeb problemsmug.