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League Police

When a police agent confronts a man chasing girls in public because he is way out of their league.
- Man I found a couple of cute girls walking in the street the other day so I followed them and just when I was about to ask for their numbers a league policeman busted me!
- Sucks bro, maybe next time try to hit on girls in your league, the police will leave you alone!
by BeepBop472842 September 21, 2023
mugGet the League Policemug.

Rocket League

I just found a game thats rocket league
by Broski Nae Nae October 9, 2023
mugGet the Rocket Leaguemug.

Rugby league

Rugby league is a term used to define homosexuality between the two types of rugby players.

Rugby league players are easily spotted as they will have a boner in the changing room after a training session. And will always complain about how union players have the biggest willys.
Are you straight, or do you play rugby league?
Mum, dad… I think it’s time I came out, I play rugby league.
by Charlie2006 October 12, 2025
mugGet the Rugby leaguemug.

League Moment

a league moment is used similarly to the bruh moment but only when someone gets fucked by somebody elses actions or get rejected by the other gender
"Adam shitted on the floor today and the teacher threw me to detention"
"what a league moment my broski"
by nuffels October 28, 2021
mugGet the League Momentmug.

league lines

The lines on one's stomach because of their fat rolls due to an excessive amount of time spent playing the game League of Legends
You've been playing so much League of Legends that you have league lines, go hit the gym.
by DWooster April 11, 2017
mugGet the league linesmug.

league of legendsphobia

Henry: I think John has league of legendsphobia.

Will: What the fuck is league of legendsphobia?

Henry: It's the fear of being dirty.
by Peashooter from PVZ:GW April 27, 2025
mugGet the league of legendsphobiamug.

spider monkey league

Fantasy football league led by a corrupt commish named Sir Campy. League membership consists of many esteemed and established gentlemen .. most notably Sir Brendan aka "MonsterCat"

League also contains several high profiled felonious malcontents including but not limited to ; Sir Twyman "Antifa Brick Thrower"... Sir Josh "Border Hopper" , Sir Lantry "Turtle Trafficker" and Sir Martin "Wolverine Watchmen Militia President" .. Sir Martin was recently stripped of management responsibilities after facing a federal indictment involving the failed kidnapping of the governor.
Spider Monkey league members recently attended a seminar at MonsterCat's house. Members shelled out over $5000.00 per head for this sold out event. Topics pertained to all facets of managing a fantasy football team. For an additional $1000.00 Sir Graydon and Sir Royce purchased VIP tickets where MonsterCat explained how to pick up hot woman in the Covid-19 environment.
by Meglodon904 October 20, 2020
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