Pit Lamp

An old Scottish word for penis. The term was widely used by coal miners.

Also used when greeting friends or family. People you know really well.

Son: My pit lamps red raw!

Dad: Stop wanking all day and get a job!

How's yer pit lamp? ( How are you?)
Used in the same way a lot of people say "How's it hanging?)

by Steorge February 6, 2020

Lamp

It means Laughing At My Problems.

I forgot to do my homework and got a F...LAMP.

by notyourtherapist November 16, 2020

Lamp

A weird glowy thing which attaches to some plastic. I like the glowy is makes, glowy make me happy

Lamp glow good

by Fjshdhsj September 9, 2020

Gas lamp

To give false or disingenuous praise with intent to manipulate how someone feels towards you.

That guy told me I have an “impressive gluteus maximus , if only he had my DNA” he was totally gas lamping so I would buy a coffee.

by Arctic yeti May 16, 2025