A dog is the embodiment of all that is pure. We are less than deserving of these beautiful, clean, loyal, amazing beings, and they deserve to live the most wholesome and loving lives possible. It's a shame they live such short lives, because if they had a longer lifespan humans would no longer need to socialize with each other. Anybody who abuses or hurts dogs in any way (see Kero The Wolf) deserves to be skinned, covered in papercuts, and be thrown in a boiling pot of lemon juice.
Dad: Hey son, how are things?
Son: Shut up dad, im playing with fido! (Fido as in a common name for dogs)
Son: Shut up dad, im playing with fido! (Fido as in a common name for dogs)
by Exotic Time April 16, 2019
Get the Dogmug. A type of canine that has many varying breeds. While originally used mostly for working and hunting, in more recent decades it has been used for companionship. Superior and more intelligent compared to a cat (Way better and smarter than a cat).
"I took my dog for a walk to the park."
"The dog is a German Shepherd cross."
"Hey Joe, my dog fucked your girlfriend."
"The dog is a German Shepherd cross."
"Hey Joe, my dog fucked your girlfriend."
by pogopiss July 29, 2016
Get the Dogmug. 
A dog will stick by your side all the time and fight for you when times are at stake and will never forget you no matter what happens and a dog is a mans best friend and the only friend you can trust during hard times in life including when you are going threw times when there is no one to trust you will always have your dog there to support you
by McFly Bobby ;) February 26, 2019
Get the Dogmug. The skittle you find in your underpants after a party that you eat and are confused because it tastes good.
by Togles March 17, 2017
Get the Dogmug. Dogs are cute and loyal creatures that love their owners. They are super sweet and love to kiss their owners, by licking them. Whenever they sniff butts, they are just saying hi, and whoever doesn't love dogs, dogs sometimes still love them.
by Darkshadowstorm March 29, 2019
Get the Dogmug.