Tactical pass out

While drunk, making the responsible decision to end the night on your own terms; because you know if you don't the rest of your night will only get worse.

Kat- "Hey Tony what happened last night? You missed the after party."
Tony- "Sorry, I had to pull a tactical pass out before shit got real ugly."

by Tonybaloneypony April 11, 2017

tactical tortellini

The tactical use of the well-known (and highly available) Italian dish. The dish consists of, pasta stuffed (usually) with cheese and/or meat. Its tactical use as an emergency source of energy, or as a means to prolonging ones stamina probably dates back to roman times. The tactical nature of its use often falls out of line with social norms, for example, a tactical user would more likely be eating tortellini for breakfast rather than dinner.

I've had 2 hours sleep in the last 5 days, i need a tactical tortellini to sort me out

by RabbitCheese May 5, 2017

Kyle Tactic

The art of screaming racial slurs at the peak climax of ejaculation during intercourse.

"Bro I heard you did a Kyle Tactic last night"

"Ya bro, it was chill fr"

by reddituser7025 May 4, 2022

Tactical Bitching

Hiding, a form of being a bitch, but tactically.
Invented by some dipshit eight year old in 2017, in Fortnite. Example: Hiding on the edge of a battle-royale storm like a little bitch, (Or running away, like a little bitch.) But with tact.

“I never run, I just tactical retreat and come back.”

“That’s what I’m sayin’, it’s called tactical bitching, it’s great. I made it myself in 2017 during a Fortnite match, look it up.”

“? So how we gon’ look it up?? How we gon-“

“-Uhhh, uhh-”

by RAHHH!!!2816 September 19, 2024

Tactical Sandwich

The emergency sandwich (usually containing cheese and ham) or kebab that is consumed towards the end of a party/night out.

It always tastes better than any other food.

Cannot be consumed when sober.

Girl 1: "I'm SO hungry!"
Girl 2: "I think the time has come for a..."
Both: "TACTICAL SANDWICH!!"

by tacticalboo January 4, 2011

Tactical Gangbang

(In bowling) When you only hit the edge pin and it knocks down the whole back row.

I thought I only got one pin, but it was actually a tactical gangbang.

by GoatThroaters December 14, 2022

Tactical

When someone has a tactical gun, it has a bunch of gadgets and gizmos that make it more effective in battle. Military nuts take this too far and now we have tactical toilet paper. It has a laser light attachment to ensure the most accurate wipe of your life.

This isn't to be confused with the actual definition of tactical. When someone says "tactical pistol" it just has a bunch of fancy James bond robo cop stuff on it.

Look at my tactical combat rifle!

You just put a Gameboy on the side.

by JustAwesome3601 July 12, 2024