Taylor Swift

A dip shit. She only is pretty with those shitty makeup on. You guys should see her face without makeup, it is the opposite of gorgeous.

them: Taylor swift is coming to our city.
me: shut up i dont care

by itsLunaire October 15, 2024

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Phil Swift

Phil Swift is the maddest lad ever....
I mean he sawed a boat in half... did you ever saw a boat in half... I dont think so!

Phil Swift really is the maddest lad ever lol.

by Tarix__ December 12, 2018

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Taylor Swift

The Music Industry

'Taylor Swift is the Music Industry forever and always'

by A_KD August 9, 2023

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When a woman does not get the man she believes she deserves with unrealistic expectations so she starts hating on every man and tells her friends and all women how terrible men are and warms them of consequences of being with men.

Taylor: "I told you not to go with that Nathan, he will ruin your life, it does not matter how good he is, he is a man and men will be men"
Karen: "really, but he loves me"
Taylor: "They all say they love you initially but then they change, we don't need men, we just need a squad."
Karen: " Ok, but this is sad, I am not doing taylor-swifting anymore, I love my man and everything he is to me."

by KofD December 12, 2019

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Taylor Swift fatigue

Describes the mental exhaustion you get when being forced to hear about Taylor Swift in every aspect of life.

After a long day, Joe was trying to enjoy a night of watching his favorite football game but was forced to hear about Taylor Swift every 10 seconds. Consequently, Joe developed a serious case of Taylor Swift fatigue.

by make_orwell_fiction_again February 12, 2024

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