Taylor Swift

Worst singer in history
Uses auto tune
Writes the same song over and over using different words
Every one who listens and likes Taylor Swift is in a hive mind
Homies reading this 👍
Boys who like Taylor swift u r 🌈

Person 1: Taylor Swift is the worst singer
Person 2: yes
Girl: OMG that is not true, you guys are stupid

Person 1 and 2 look at each other
Person 1: hive mind
Person 2: yeah

by A_Bro_all_the_way July 2, 2024

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Dr. Swift

Oh, oops. DOCTOR Swift. It's DOCTOR now. I totally forgot about that. DOCTOR Swift terrorized newlyweds with fireworks.

Hym "Right. She's a DOCTOR now. Dr. Swift. A doctor of what? Hmm.......... Fine Arts. That makes sense... You know, now that I think about it... Where the hell is MY doctorate? I should be getting more things. I'm not getting enough things. A Doctorate, a signed portal gun, a mauser C96, 100 red balloons, aaaaaaaaaand..... Hmmm.... And a physical from Dr. Swift... Those are my demands! Meet them or perish!"

by Hym Iam September 25, 2023

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Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift is a god who has came down to teach us all of the amazing music that is out there.

She has songs teaching us life, love, friendship and terrible times which tell us that we can get through it by shaking it off.

Millie - OMG I love Taylor Swift! She is so inspirational
Zara - I hate her! Her music is soo bad
Indie - We understand that you have hate towards her bit pls kepp to yourself
Zara - Fine

*storms off while Millie and Indie high five*

Both - Taylor Swift rules!!

by ilovetaylorswift22 July 3, 2024

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