sweater method

When your partner is significantly more attracted to you when you wear a sweater; subduction via sweater
Girlfriend: “How dare you use the sweater method on me!”
Boyfriend: “Why?”
Girlfriend: “Because it’s working!”
by Barron M January 01, 2024
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Tim sweater

A Tim sweater is a sweater with one color, this may include a logo of motive of some sort.
The Tim sweater is recognisable by the material used on the inside of the sweater. This needs to be soft and warm to the touch.
Person 1: "He has a lovely Tim sweater"
Person 2: "Yes! What brand is it?"
Person 1: "Pull & wqBear probably"
by tieslover123 March 13, 2020
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big red sweater

a sweater that can easily fit a whale; ginormous in size must make lots of jokes
Big red sweaterrrrrrrrrr
by Big-T November 06, 2004
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Man Sweater

The body hair of a human man that covers the torso so well it’s almost as if they have a sweater made of hair.
“He has a lot of body hair, a full on Man Sweater!”

“I have a Man Sweater underneath my coat!”
by Farting4Days May 07, 2020
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Cosby sweater

The warm blanket that surrounds your body before you get done in the ass without your permission.

Not to be mistaken for a real sweater, this packs a punch and is often served as a roofie colada.
Wow that person looks wasted, I hope they weren’t given a Cosby sweater!
by We are Budju May 11, 2024
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Distortion Sweater

that awkward moment when you listen to Sweater Weather in 5th grade and realize you’re bisexual.
person one: dude I have MASSIVE distortion sweater vibes rn
person two: man, that was me two years ago!
by waluigigorl4200 December 10, 2019
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Christmas Sweater

When a male is continously making the sweetest of love mildly nausea's and randomly hurls on the back of a girl giving her a Christmas Sweater.
Male: Oh baby as i'm making love to you i forgot to tell you I got you a gift
Female: What is it baby?
Male: A..(Barfs)

Narrator: He gave her a Christmas Sweater
by LisTenCloseLy_ February 10, 2017
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