honey spunk

Honey Spunk is where your friends dog is being a bad bad doggy, you need to thicken up those thighs.

"Milo come with us you little slut, Ima honey spunk all over those thicc thighs"

by The Honey Man February 13, 2019

spunk trumpet

A skinny rugby player with Bat Lugs

Look at him run he looks like a spunk trumpet

by Finbar January 29, 2004

spunk bucket

Your Mum

Your Mum is a dirty spunk bucket

by funnylinguist September 18, 2009

Spucking

Its like sexting but over skype.
Naughty messages are exchanged by both parties.

Girl: Oh my god lets spuck!
Boy: Oh babe hell yeah, get your webcam on!

5 min later
Girl: Oh yeah we are spucking hard!

by yakuma January 1, 2011

Spunk monkey

Verb: An activity that defines a dude that thinks with his dick. A return to the true nature of man, or de-evolution of "The sensitive guy."

Jim: Sheila's ass is so big small appliances orbit it!
Carl: Yes it is Jim.
Jim: Can you believe Bob got his spunk monkey on with that?
Carl: Yes I can Jim.

by Mr. De Nile April 11, 2008

spunkbag

refering to a female one either intends to deposit one's cum in or has done so. a spunk bag's sole purpouse is/will be to be fucked and cummed in. spunkbags are most often fugly, retarded or black

That bitch was nothing but a spunkbag, why would i ever want to speak to her again!?

by vojtart April 27, 2006

monkey spunk

Used as a tame expletive as opposed to f@ck or sh@t.

Oh monkey spunk!!! What a load of monkey spunk!!! You dumb monkey spunk!!! etc

by Simon Parke-Davis November 21, 2003