Snot perps

A snotty drippy booger that is coming out of your nose much to your utter dismay!

Oh my God! I have "Snot Perps" again! as you use your sleeve to wipe a drippy booger away!

by Teachel February 14, 2009

bladder adder snot

Semen

"I'll never lend Steve my jazz-mags again. When he gave them back all the best pages were covered in bladder adder snot. The twat."

by Milton J. Cummingsworth August 14, 2008

road snot

when a large vehicle passes your Civic on the high way and spits up nasty ice slush on your windshield!

Ewww, road snot...

by Bri P! January 30, 2009

[snot rag]

When a male/female sneezes thier mucus into a womans vagina and uses the substance as lubricant.

Woah Rob! that snot rag technique lastnite toally worked!!
I saved money on lube!!

by Supersouthby November 2, 2008

Snot Voyage

when a sexual partner's nose is inserted in a woman's vagina, and then they sneeze in it

Zack gave Diana a snot voyage when he put his nose in her cooch and sneezed in it.

by BLAIRSKIEZACKSKIE April 3, 2009

Cock Snot

Verb - Cock Snot: When a male or She-male (anyone with the ability to jizz themselves) sneezes to the extent that they literally blow a load into their pants, causing a regretful, nasty mess equal to that of a shart.

Present - Cock Snotting
Past - Cock Snotted
Future - Cock Snot

Kaine: Jesus Christ Logan did you hear what happened to Kevin in class today?
Logan: No...?
Kaine: That poor bastard cock snotted himself...
Logan: I'm so sorry to hear that.

by Fucking Ian. March 1, 2014

snot flume

Snot flume: the vertical depression between the base of the nose; at the septum, and the Cupid's bow of the upper lip. Generally noticeable by the parallel Philtral ridges.

"Robert's epic handlebar mustache hides the fact that he is very self conscious of his equally epic snot flume."

"Robert's epic handlebar mustache hides the fact that he is very self conscious of his equally epic snot flume."

by Marlin Tubbs June 29, 2014