Skiing in the Taj Mahal

When a women ejaculates, penetrates, and fellates, and provides hang jobs to four guys performing one of the aforementioned sexual maneuvers. Visually, there are four minarets and one palace.

"Till, 3 other guys, and one slut totally when skiing in the taj mahal last night! Is that sexy!"

by TajMyTill August 9, 2009

jet-ski jousting

A manly ritual which usually takes place after fighting and jacking each other off in a cabin. Manly young men often spend their bachelor parties jet-ski jousting instead of with strippers or prostitutes.

Yeah fuck strippers! For my bachelor party we're going to fight and go jet-ski jousting!

by the legendary marmot February 20, 2008

Arabian Ski Goggles

When you are at the beach, you put each of your ball sacks over someone's eyes to protect them from blowing sand; putting your ball sacks over someone's eyes as a joke; the ski goggles you wear when you go to ski at the indoor mountain in Dubai.

We were at the beach today, and the wind picked up so I gave my girlfriend the Arabian Ski Goggles.

I passed out at the beach and when I woke up, someone was giving me the Arabian Ski Goggles.

It's not unusual to see men or women wearing the Arabian Ski Goggles on the slopes.

by Brenttheviking November 19, 2009

Singapore Ski-Slope

A practical joke in which a person defacates into someones sink or tub, then hides the feces under a thick layer of shaving cream foam. The victim later rinses, or attempts to wipe away what they believe to be a pile of shaving cream, only to discover the suprise turd underneath.

I woke up after a sick party at my house and found a huge pile of shaving cream in my shower. When i turned the shower on and rinsed away the shaving cream there was a pile of sh*t underneath. I was totally Singapore Ski-Sloped!

by Dutch-Oven June 24, 2011

chur-bol-ski

the ultimite in recontion of an idea or bidding in good thanks for some ones good deed or gesture.

person 1. you wana come over and get wasted my shout?
person 2. ohh "chur-bol-ski"!

by bamman banna tan April 23, 2009

Ski doo 440

The fastest sled ever.

My ski doo 440 will beat anything you put up against it.

by Cool dude 18 December 17, 2010

cross country skiing

When a girl jacks off two johnsons simultaneously so fucking fast it looks like she is in Northern Vermont trekking through 8ft of powder.

Did you see Rease at the rugby party last night, she didnt move from her seat on the couch all night, she must have been cross country skiing for miles sitting there

by thatyoung1 June 9, 2009