A drunken unit of group measurement indicating that a group is perfectly sized (4) to take a standard Uber without having to either: A: Take out a second mortgage to afford an Uber X Upgrade during peak hours
or
B: Play Russian roulette in hopes that your potential driver is chill with double buckling, and if he/she is, to play human Tetris in the back of a Corolla on the way to the next bar.
or
B: Play Russian roulette in hopes that your potential driver is chill with double buckling, and if he/she is, to play human Tetris in the back of a Corolla on the way to the next bar.
e.g. #1: The bad news is that Greg and Nate aren’t going to be able to make it out to the bars with us to anymore because of the 151 shot for shot contest they held earlier. The good news is our group is now Uber Sized.
e.g. #2: We were going to be Uber Sized, but then Mike had to invite that insufferable bitch Karen along.
e.g. #2: We were going to be Uber Sized, but then Mike had to invite that insufferable bitch Karen along.
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Get the Size Game mug.A human sized sloth (HSS) is a large, slow mammal that are becoming a plague on our nations urban centers for their inability to cross crosswalks before the light changes, thus leading to tragic accidents and people being late to class.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.
How many human sized sloths have to die before the campus finally installs pedestrian over passes?! They're just not fast enough!
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Ex: Jimmy wore his thin white sweatpants to the dance so the girls could feel his size four when they slow danced.
Ex: Despite a raging size four, Erik was a chicken ass and wouldn't scoof.
Ex: Though Larry's erection curved significantly it was still a size four.
Ex: Jimmy wore his thin white sweatpants to the dance so the girls could feel his size four when they slow danced.
Ex: Despite a raging size four, Erik was a chicken ass and wouldn't scoof.
Ex: Though Larry's erection curved significantly it was still a size four.
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Guy 1: they are only a cm long
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Guy 1: they are only a cm long
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