Shave the Ass

see Three Layer Approach.
Usually done on Saturday Nights.

It is saturday and my ass it like astroturf. I strip metal with that motherfucker. Time to shave the ass.

by Zinger May 14, 2003

No Shave November

It is when you don't shave throughout the month of November to help push a non-profit organization or cause.

For November 2008, I am participating in No Shave November for the Save Darfur cause.

by Mz Anonymous March 18, 2009

shave the polar bear

to spontaneously create a new definition for a word or phrase; usually indicated through voice inflection; often sexual or taboo

Person 1: With the state of global warming, pretty soon we are going to have to shave the polar bears.

Person 2: Yeah, I bet you like to shave the polar bear. Your Mom and I shaved the polar bear last night!

by Master Wordsmith May 3, 2006

Cock-sleave

A guy that's a pussy or a douche bag or any other disputable name you can conjure up

My boss is such a cock-sleave

by Wognacious April 3, 2015

Dirty Seaver

In the middle out making of with a girl and right as you’re getting down her pants, shifting the attention of your hands to your own body, taking down your own pants and hand-fucking your own ass until you’re eventually not even kissing the girl anymore…and once she notices she freaks out and leaves.

Girl 1: “Hey, you sure got in early last night!”

“Oh my god, I was making out with that guy paul I told you about….and after 10 minutes he pulled a dirty seaver! I was mortified and ran out, puked in the hallway and shit my pants when I got home!”

by reallygoodatthis January 22, 2007

No Shave November

When ladies decide not to shave for the entire month of November, sometimes in response to the Men's No Shave November.

Man: Your legs are so hairy. When's the last time you shaved?
Woman: October? I am participating in No Shave November!

by roxieiscool November 1, 2009

shave the dog

To masturbate; masturbation

Jim is always in his room looking at dirty magazines and shaving the dog

by Wayner May 13, 2005