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sharp shooter

The act of two people, traditionally a man and woman, urinating in unison into a common toilet. For a proper sharp shooter the woman, or one person, must be urinating while sitting on the toilet while the man, or other person, is standing facing her or him urinating between his or her legs into said toilet.
That was a clean sharp shooter, I barely got any pee on your legs!
by volcomvw July 16, 2011
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Shampyon

Australian colloquialism. This term was originally used to describe disabled persons to be winners (esp. in marathons), despite their inability to succeed due to disability.

1) To display the mental limitations of retardation and/or chromosomal defects, while not suffering any form of genetic deficiency or physical damage to the muscular-skeletal or neural systems.
a) "While trying to defend himself, Westlo instead proved himself to be an even greater shampyon than he had led people to believe."

b) "That guy running for the bus looks like a shampyon"

See also "mong"
by Terry Helain April 27, 2004
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Sharpet the Campoo

To accidentally stain one's carpet with a sharpie in the country of Campoo (Spain)

or

A retard trying to say "shampoo the carpet."
"I got a plane ticket to Spain! Let's go sharpet the Campoo!"

"Next week, I'm going to sharpet the campoo. Fuck! I mean shampoo the carpet"
by Checken feathahs December 31, 2009
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Sharpie in his ass

Can be used in any situation but mostly about people who are mad or look mad about something.
Scott- "Look at Mr. Sand he's acting like he has a sharpie in his ass or something."
by Jake196 September 24, 2011
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Sharlyyn

A girl who likes Kpop, funny, Asian (^__^), LOVES Nutella pandas, and is extremely awesome.
Um... Sharlyyn I have nu example, sorry :(
by I_MANGOS_ November 5, 2012
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Shardy Barbie

Female Methamphetamine Addict.

Often found endlessly primping and prepping themselves in front of the mirror, trying to clear up that one zit that's now the size of a dime because she wont leave it alone. Sometimes found clustered in hotel rooms with coloring books and three thousand colored pens. They skinny with bones and all, cause they don't eat. What teeth? Is that why they don't eat?
Aaawww, look, the shardy barbies have made up after one of them cut their shit with bath salts and gave everyone the worst week ever.
by White Trash Astronaut December 30, 2019
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Texas sharpshooting

Shooting the side of a barn and then drawing a bull's-eye around the bullet hole.
Describing what has happened before is Texas sharpshooting.
by rockyw June 22, 2012
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