sebastian normally short for seb.his name isn’t the only short thing tho.he has a big ego.sebastian is unemployed but on weekends drives “heavy machinery”
(no job)
(no job)
girl : “what do you do for work?”
sebastian: “i’m a heavy machinery operator”
(he doesn’t have a job”
sebastian: “i’m a heavy machinery operator”
(he doesn’t have a job”
by anonymous August 11, 2024

A kind of disease in which a person continuously brushes their hair with no thought, wing-man’s you, and is a Swiftie.
Sebastian: “OKAY, SO, BASICALLY-”
by xiaosloverfr October 7, 2023

THE BEST. Cutie, hates twitter, loves his fans, also known as sexy seabass. besties with Anthony Mackie.
Broski 1: Hey, have you seen Hot Tub Time Machine?
Broski 2: Who's in it?
Broski 1: Oh well a couple of people, Sebastian Stan-
Broski: I'm watching it
Broski 2: Who's in it?
Broski 1: Oh well a couple of people, Sebastian Stan-
Broski: I'm watching it
by The_Best_Schmuck November 15, 2023

Is a lovely guy, he is a great person to talk to and be around, his laugh will brighten up your day, he is a great friend and the best boyfriend, he will always be there for you no matter what, even if he is going through something himself, he is very hot and sexy and he is perfect in every single way, if you ever meet a Sebastian make sure to never let him go he will be the best thing that will happen to you.
Sebastian is a great guy!
by Unknown7101274 October 22, 2020

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025
