whats no in spanish

A funny thing to ask like you don’t know the answer, even though you do.

Funny dude: Yo, dude.. whats no in Spanish?
Other dude: …it’s literally ‘no’

by Lizzy!! July 16, 2021

Tommy is spanish

When you get a Spanish tommy you are hella lucky. Spanish Tommy's are the sexiest beings in the world and he is great in bed. Spanish tommy's are extremely fertile and can impregnate you in a second!

Girl 1: Is Tommy is Spanish great in bed?
Girl 2: He is the best i have ever met!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Johnny is cool69 October 13, 2021

english or spanish

Whoever moves is gay

Dude1: english or Spanish?

Dude2: english

Dude1: whoever moves first is gay

Dude2: gives the zestiest look known to man

by EnglishOrSpanish? June 10, 2024

Spanish five

Spanish five in it's literal sense refers to union people of any race smoking a hot dart in the afternoon on company time, usually without pot, but sometimes involving a spleef

Hime! Let's make this a right smart and proper Spanish five Big Daddy let's go off site and do a Spanish 5! Is it on the company clock pail face?Yessir let's go off site and smoke about it, hon! What weed oh Spanish five

by Eddie Torres E.T. July 20, 2021

Spanish Spanking

The act of getting your ass whipped with a tortilla by your moms great aunts brother in law while your latino cousins watch.

Bro my moms great aunts brother in law gave me a Spanish Spanking earlier and my ass is sore, plus I have a tortilla shaped welt on my ass cheek.

by RoughJose24 January 19, 2022

spanish espresso

Diarrhea shitting into a bathtub, then fucking a girl in it.

Dude 1: You were so drunk last night
Dude 2: No i wasn't
Dude 1: Bro, you gave a girl the Spanish espresso
Dude 2: Ah, that's why there was a brown spot on my sheets

by Frosti boi July 23, 2018

Spanish Pizza

That thing when you eat pizza sauce, olives, and a party cheese ball out of an open ass.

This club has everything, more drinking than anyone can handle, a dangerous midget, and private rooms for Spanish Pizza.

by Banana Hammie April 11, 2020