The Spicy Almond

Just like how blowing bubbles is done, you're gonna cover the head of your penis in hand sanitizer. Then have your girlfriend hold a lit lighter in front of your penis as you cum. Your semen will then have the hand sanitizer mixed in that will be ignited by the lighter. Resulting in a sticky flammable substance much like napalm.

Chad 1: What'd ya do last night?
Chad 2: I just gave Jessica "The Spicy Almond" last night
Chad 1: Shit did you end up burning her?
Chad 2: Naw she just took it like a flaming shot

by shottymcshotface November 28, 2020

Spicy Nutmeg

The pungent and wonderful smell behind the balls that arrives after a day of the sack marinating in the post-sex juices from you and your lady.

While sitting at my desk I caught the spicy nutmeg scent wafting up from my crotch, bringing with it please t memories from the night before.

by Klaire_83 June 23, 2023

Spicy Boi

Suburban dad in Maplewood/South Orange NJ who’s a member of a WhatsApp group chat of the same name.

Who’s going to be at this party?

Oh you know, the spicy bois and th-
Pass.
Ok cool but… like… you know I was up till like 1130 last night shelling those chestnuts for that damn Real Simple recipe right? Why are you pretending you didn’t know it was those idiots all along. I swear I don’t understand you sometimes, like how your brains works…

by Trill dad June 6, 2022

Spicy Bulge

The Bulge that leaves you needing some beverage. Compliments Major Moist perfectly.

I bumped Spicy Bulges with Major Moist over there. He cried.

by Thizz. November 12, 2011

Spicy tickler

The spicy tickler is a penis that has been soaked with fresh pepper juice.

This is common after making hot sauces, doing food prep or just adding some extra spice to the bedroom.

After we finished cutting up our Outlaw hot Sauce, we retired to the bedroom where I gave her the spicy tickler. - John Safari

by John Safari January 15, 2022

Spicy boop

When you put your joint or cigarette out on your mate’s nose

‘You keep talking shit like that you’re gonna get a spicy boop’

by hawkeye68 February 21, 2021

Spicy tea

Spicy tea is a phrase for someone saying hot gossip. If someone has spicy tea they have gossip on some one or something that they just have to let out. A celebrity ussaly James Charles spills the tea to his sisters.

"Hey sisters there is some spicy tea or ethan"

by DatKidThatAteToast January 2, 2019