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cock spam

Random and obnoxious emails advertising penis enlargements that begin showing up in your inbox after visiting a porn site you knew you shouldn't have. Hard to filter because they were sent from an absurd address from a country with an abbreviation you never heard of before. Require awkward explanations to anyone looking over your shoulder while you check your email.
Girlfriend: What's that email about?
Guy: uh, just some stupid cock spam that I keep getting after I downloaded this thing for a project at work.
by Cashbar May 13, 2015
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Spam Clarinet

A penis. Especially one being blown. Penis
by Hmmmm Notsureaboutthat November 10, 2019
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Sparky-Spam

A nick name given to a Callum when he plays online games

He/she is ultra smart and great at piano

Also he is Irish and ugly
Wow Sparky-Spam is so ugly
by Sparky-Spam December 4, 2019
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predictive spam

When you open iMessage go on the keyboard and just repeatedly tap the predictive text box.
Stop bothering me or I will predictive spam you.
You have 3 seconds 3 2 1 “for a day or so before the test is gonna you know you can do a great idea to the test of you get a test test tomorrow or something like this to be”
by Green circut February 15, 2020
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spam bear

a term for a dipshit asshole that cannot contribute anything to society and instead spends every hour of every day behind that fucking computer screen spamming random nonsense instead of getting a life
guy1: ajdhsfuasiydguoasydtagsuhd
guy2: stfu you fucking spam bear
by soupmaster 69 July 3, 2020
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Spam Balls

A person that gains confidence behind their PC or Cellphone and says things they would normally not say face to face in the real world.
This Internet Troll is talking mad spicey from the comfort of his own home. I guess he grew Spam Balls overnight.
by msscream1234 May 7, 2018
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Spam Knuckles

A fighter - professional or otherwise who, win or lose, lacks the punching power to knock you out.
"Come on Spam Knuckles is that all you've got for me?"
by Reguez June 21, 2016
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