Cock Snot

Verb - Cock Snot: When a male or She-male (anyone with the ability to jizz themselves) sneezes to the extent that they literally blow a load into their pants, causing a regretful, nasty mess equal to that of a shart.

Present - Cock Snotting
Past - Cock Snotted
Future - Cock Snot

Kaine: Jesus Christ Logan did you hear what happened to Kevin in class today?
Logan: No...?
Kaine: That poor bastard cock snotted himself...
Logan: I'm so sorry to hear that.

by Fucking Ian. March 1, 2014

Butthole Snot

Butthole snot is a bodily fluid. Butthole snot can only be produced by a person who is not the owner of the snot-holding butthole.

I was partying with Gwen and walked into Gavin’s backstage dressing room. We totally surprised him mid-thrust as he was donating butthole snot to a poor, misguided male groupie.

by I am the Travis November 29, 2020

snot tap

Another word used for a nose. Usually used when someone has a runny nose or is sick

Hey Dave, the old snot tap's running again

by Snoty August 24, 2017

Holy Snot

Another way of saying "Holy Sh*t", originated by Ted.

"Holy snot, that computer is awesome!"

by celticfdguy May 7, 2010

The Siberian Snot Rocket

when a guy cums into a girls nose and then the girl spits it out it as if it was a loogie out of her mouth.

Guy: Me and my girl tried the Siberian snot rocket last night
guy #2: dude that's gnarly,

by brincest69 September 20, 2020

Snow Snot

That dirty, frozen, crud that builds up behind the tires of your car when driving in snowy conditions.

Man, I've got so much snow snot built up in the wheel wells, I can hardly steer the car.

by Great White Northerner January 10, 2010

fuller than snot

When your tummy is crazy full and can't possibly take another bite of food

Alli was fuller than snot after she ate at the local Olive Garden

by Nuckin futs April 23, 2018