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Crotch Snot

The white sticky fluid produced during male ejaculation that consists of prostate fluid, seminal fluid, and sperm.
After seeing the cheerleaders practicing, Adam went home and blew a load of crotch snot over his head.
by Alexander Lord January 17, 2022
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Scooby Snot

When you’re about to cum in her mouth and you hit her with the “rehehehehe” when she’s not expecting it and she blows it out of her nose.
by derrikson September 19, 2022
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snot swab

Slang for nasopharyngeal swabs used to test people for COVID 19. So named because the Nurse or Doctor (usually Nurse) doing the test inserts a long handled swab into the subject's nose and into one of their sinus cavities. The sinuses produce snot, and COVID 19 lives in the sinuses.
As a healthcare worker, I have to go for COVID 19 testing every 2 weeks at work. It doesn't hurt that much if the Nurse doing the test uses a gentle touch (it's no more painful than having chlorinated pool water enter your nostrils). At my last COVID test, I joked with my Nurse friend inserting the swab, "Time for a snot swab"
by chrisssy226 November 20, 2020
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Snot Yo-yo

A slimy, viscous string of nose cheese, the consistency of craft glue or thick maple syrup, that has a pleasantly elastic quality to it, allowing you to bounce it up and down from the end of your finger like a yo-yo. Best experienced only with close friends and family, not suitable for parties or somber gatherings.
This cold has me knocked out, but at least I got some good snot yo-yos to show for it.
by Charlie77 October 11, 2018
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snot fox

When you spit a decent sized loogie in someone's asshole and fist them vigorously directly afterward
I got snot foxxed hard last night bro.
by Mickle angle low December 31, 2017
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snot doppler

The act of ejaculatulating in a girls nose. Then her sucking it back through her throat. Hack it out into their hand, and then receive an old fashion.
by BNKD November 26, 2013
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snot hubris

in your face political arrogance that can't be denied.
"You know", said Dana, "if he was going to call out Biden's hubris and arrogance, he should have noticed the snot hubris on his own face!"
by JayDIck July 1, 2024
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