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Van Smack

Nickname of sports talk host Jim Rome, originally given to Nick Van Exel, longtime NBA player who played for several years for the LA Lakers (LA being where the Rome show is based) but eventually Rome co-opted the name for himself.
"Hey Van Smack, thanks for taking my call."
"I am Van Smack, and we'll be back."
by Henry June 21, 2006
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smackdown hotel

As originally used by Duane Johnson (AKA "The Rock"), the Smackdown Hotel is located at "the corner of Know Your Role Blvd. and Jabroni Drive". It's where an opponent would wind up after receiving the Rock's finishing move, "The Rockbottom".
"It's your time to check into the Smackdown Hotel, you Jabroni!"
by Shawn Fahrer December 15, 2007
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Smating

A type of relationship in which one is niether dating nor mating with his/her partner. This category of relationship is characterized by secret kissing, spooning, naughty fondling, basically, everything except sex. Mutual exclusivity does not exist in this relationship. This word is a compound word of dating or mating and smay.
Dude, are you smating that chick over there?

Last night, I totes smated with her, even though she has a bf.

Let's smate for a while because I am scared of commitment.

Smating makes me get hot.
by Smencer May 28, 2010
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Smashing Pissers

The act of forcefully uniting areas capable of sexual activity that coincidentally are used for urinary purposes.
Example 1: Adam, Jenna, Lauren, Genna and Lynne all smashed pissers after the bar on Saturday night

Example 2: Lynne, Jenna and Lauren are headed to Cape Breton to smash pissers.

Example 3: Adam was smashing pissers with a female friend in Mulgrave when his mother walked in.
by Lauren'o'porno January 8, 2012
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Smashologist

A guy with a massive black cock and chocolate six pack. You will get smashed to pieces by this guy and is gareenteed that you will end up on a wheelchair the next morning.
Random: Teach me how to be a smashologist

Smashologist: You just need a massive black cock like me.
by Tingling dingdong June 10, 2018
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Heyman Smash

Heyman smash - referring to the terms of Heyman and Heyman monster.

Heyman Smash is known as a verb.

Its used to smash people down that let you down.

Sometimes, Heyman smash is also known as " kicking the bucket"

The Filipino God Heyman with his loyal companion Heyman Monster would rule the world of the Phillipines back when Gods were around.

They would utterly destroy their enemies with their well known move of the Heyman Smash.

This famous god also used Air Drum sticks to enhance his Smashing capabilities.

It was also said that The Greek God Thor used his lightning powers to combine it with the god Heyman to allow his Air drum sticks to become Super charged!

Thus allowing him to take down any one that challenged him.

If anybody angered this powerful god, he would also go through a heyman-charge henceforth giving him huge amount of power that is bitterly impossible to take down.

His trusty companion Heyman Monster will also take anybody that challenges his Leader by biting them with his almighty teeth of domo.
Heyman God : heyman! You can't step on this land !
This belongs to me and my trust companion heyman monster!

Heyman Monster: Thats right man! DOMO!

Heyman God : MMMMMM heyman-charge!!!

HEYMAN SMASH!
by JasenOHBOY November 1, 2009
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WANG SMASH

The art of using your penis or "wang" to "smash" someone's face. Usually shouting "WANG SMASH!" while, or just before executing the meaning is common.

Can also be used as an adjective meaning you are better than or "owned" a subject/person
-Literal-
Girl: *on knees unzipping Boy's pants
Boy: "WANG SMASH" *cock whips Girl's face, resulting in an embarrassingly shaped bruise*

-Non-literal-
Einstein: " and that is my Cosmological Constant."
Ninja: "Hey Einstein! You didn't account for the amount of Asians jumping up and down at the same time. WANG SMASH!"
by NinjaLikesCheez May 22, 2010
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