Avocado sized mf

A small baby in the womb

This avocado sized mf is kicking my ass today

by Spicy bisss October 13, 2020

Taylor sized

A thing that is very small compared to other people’s things/ PPs

Guy 1: I went to the store and got you some Taylor sized pens
Guy 2: what do you mean Taylor sized pens

Guy 1: they are only a cm long

by Taylor’s friend June 11, 2019

dinosaur size

Dinosaur size is reffering to how big dinosaurs are, which is usually pretty big, except comsognathus or microraptor.

That pizza is dinosaur size!

by Dictiodude May 5, 2018

Texas Sized Chili Ring

The un-wiped shit-covered asshole of a morbidly obese woman

Waiter: Have you decided on an order?
Connor: I’ll have a Texas Sized Chili Ring
Waiter: Alright, and how about you, sir?
Garrett: Make that two, sir

by D4L3 July 21, 2022

Size Lord

Someone who wears their shirts tucked into their tight pants to show off their knock-off designer belts. Always golfs over 110. May or may not be missing hair.

That guy is a total size lord!!

by DefinitionLord888 July 23, 2020

Sweer Size

The size of the Sweer on a person or an animal or a thing.

-Hey, what's your Sweer Size?
-Fuck off

by sweerer March 16, 2022

Gallon-Sized Jugs

Tits that are questionably large, as in ones that are so fucking heavy they can soak bullets as well as cum.

Jack: "Holy shit, look at those!"
Sam: "What?"
Jack: "How do you not see those gallon-sized jugs Ashlyn has on her?"
Sam: "Jack... That's my girlfriend."

by Saryniae January 1, 2024