(noun) a text message sent to someone in order to obtain paper when you discover the roll is empty after dropping a giant bowlscraper in the tank.
Todd: Hey Leah, didn't you get my scottext?
Leah: Huh? What are you talking about?
Todd: You know the one that said "need TP, urgent!".
Leah: Oh that text! Sure, I ran right out and got you the New York Times and The News of the World. Thought TP meant 'The Paper'.
Todd: That's not what I meant! Nobody thinks that!
Leah: Sorry honey.
Todd (quietly to himself): Not as sorry as I'll be when you find out I used your Hello Kitty washcloth instead.
Leah: Huh? What are you talking about?
Todd: You know the one that said "need TP, urgent!".
Leah: Oh that text! Sure, I ran right out and got you the New York Times and The News of the World. Thought TP meant 'The Paper'.
Todd: That's not what I meant! Nobody thinks that!
Leah: Sorry honey.
Todd (quietly to himself): Not as sorry as I'll be when you find out I used your Hello Kitty washcloth instead.
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Bob: What did you have for dinner?
Bill: Scottish food.
Bob: Sounds delicious. Haggis?
Bill: No. They have this dish where the put different round slices of a specially processed beef inside pieces of bread with an orangy, pinky sauce. Then they take potatoes and cut them up into long thin pieces and cook them in a specially prepared oil bath.
Bob: Sounds delicious! Invite me next time.
Bill: Scottish food.
Bob: Sounds delicious. Haggis?
Bill: No. They have this dish where the put different round slices of a specially processed beef inside pieces of bread with an orangy, pinky sauce. Then they take potatoes and cut them up into long thin pieces and cook them in a specially prepared oil bath.
Bob: Sounds delicious! Invite me next time.
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"Dude I can't believe he lied to him in front of his own brother over the phone and said its no big deal and then went and stole from them in the same month!" "Well you know, he has Scottism so you really can't blame him."
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Jim: "Ay, ah got an ounce in me sporan fer just an occasion."
Jim: "Ay, ah got an ounce in me sporan fer just an occasion."
by TheAtomicPunk November 23, 2013
Get the Scottish Fudge mug.having lack of emotional empathy, unable to feel pain or simply not giving a fuck. usually passed down from the genes of family members known for drinking large amounts of alcohol on a daily bases.
Tina's husband was killed in a tragic car accident but Tina simply had no feels for the tragic loss of her husband not realizing she had contracted scottifeeliosis.
Johnathan witnessed his best friend's penis being brutally mutilated by a deranged psychopath knowing that he may never have a normal sex life again looking for comfort at Johnathan but he simply did not care.
Nick was shot in the leg by a gang affiliated black man but Nick continued to run as if nothing happened un-aware that he caries the genetic gene of scottifeeliosis.
Johnathan witnessed his best friend's penis being brutally mutilated by a deranged psychopath knowing that he may never have a normal sex life again looking for comfort at Johnathan but he simply did not care.
Nick was shot in the leg by a gang affiliated black man but Nick continued to run as if nothing happened un-aware that he caries the genetic gene of scottifeeliosis.
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Shot, in New York City English Vernacular meaning tired or delusional.
I.e I worked all day I am shot. OR
I.e Thats some fou fou shit, you are shot.
Shottier, in definition, means more than shot.
I.e Shottier than the llama that escaped on the news!
OR
Shot, in New York City English Vernacular meaning tired or delusional.
I.e I worked all day I am shot. OR
I.e Thats some fou fou shit, you are shot.
Shottier, in definition, means more than shot.
I.e Shottier than the llama that escaped on the news!
OR
You're shottier than me.
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