The public flogging that takes place on C-SPAN of government officials, corporate bigshots, et al. Usually manifested in the form of relentless, fact-based interrogation by Members of Congress on unsuspecting (yet arrogant) government officials appearing before Congressional subcommittees when they try to pull a fast one by spouting fuzzy logic to defend/justify their reasoning for inane decisions that would inevitably harm American citizens and their descendants. (e.g., knuckleheaded spending programs, tax increases, etc.)
Search YouTube for "Rep Paul Ryan questions OMB Peter Orszag on President Obama's budget savings" .... Orszag undeniably received a "C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)" from by Rep "Bulldog" Ryan...he was owned!
by JSC66Austin August 27, 2009
Get the C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)mug. Katie:Dude...I root-a-toot and it stank a dank!
Lindsay: OMG!!! THATS SO BAD!!
Janae: WHere is the air freshener?
Lindsay: OMG!!! THATS SO BAD!!
Janae: WHere is the air freshener?
by StankyDanky March 2, 2008
Get the I Root-a-Toot and it Stank a Dankmug. What you say when caught in the middle between 2 of your enemies/unpleasant problems personified as people
When you don’t know what’s worse or better in a situation determinate of 2 or more parties
When you don’t know what’s worse or better in a situation determinate of 2 or more parties
*uncle and stepdad fighting over who’s going to Molest the 14 yr old daughter
Daughter: tf ?
God: even i don’t know who to root for
Daughter: tf ?
God: even i don’t know who to root for
by ben&scarys October 6, 2022
Get the Even I don’t know who to root formug. by yuh8me June 27, 2012
Get the dad's old fashioned root beermug. spooge, discovered by cave men, thought to cure acne, genital warts, cold sores, stomach ulsers, broken bones and old age when applied liberally to effected area. Now known to wipe out memories, create falsehoods and deplete mental capacity of the ejaculator.
"My tummy hurts, baby." she says
"Well, ya kno what ya need?" he grins
"Ah, no, what's that sweetie?" she pines
"Ya need ta swaller ya a shot of Hot Doc's Sekrit Wite Rout Medisin" he blubbers
"Well, ya kno what ya need?" he grins
"Ah, no, what's that sweetie?" she pines
"Ya need ta swaller ya a shot of Hot Doc's Sekrit Wite Rout Medisin" he blubbers
by Maria B April 24, 2004
Get the hot doc's secret white root medicinemug. by Ricocrazy December 1, 2023
Get the Square root =mug. Lily Root is an amazing and wonderful human being! She can be obnoxious at times, but if there's is a problem with her friends, she'll get pretty serious. She always knows what's best for her and her family (friends included). Lily Root is a fairly shy person around strangers and the public, but around friends, she's an extrovert; no matter who is around her, if she's with her friends, she'll do about anything. Lily can do everything and anything, and everybody knows it.
Her middle school years are rough, but by the time it's 8th grade, she'll have almost all A's. She doesn't like writing against her will, and if she has to write everyday... she'll do everything except for writing, and probably look up photos on Google.
Lily Root loves playing video games, and when she gets home from school, she immediately runs to her computer or console. If she isn't playing video games, she's probably watching YouTube or dancing.
Lily won't do anything that she knows is bad! Though she may accidentally say a few curse words away from home, she will feel very guilty about it.
Lily Root is amazing, and you should become her friend! I mean... if you're into that.
Her middle school years are rough, but by the time it's 8th grade, she'll have almost all A's. She doesn't like writing against her will, and if she has to write everyday... she'll do everything except for writing, and probably look up photos on Google.
Lily Root loves playing video games, and when she gets home from school, she immediately runs to her computer or console. If she isn't playing video games, she's probably watching YouTube or dancing.
Lily won't do anything that she knows is bad! Though she may accidentally say a few curse words away from home, she will feel very guilty about it.
Lily Root is amazing, and you should become her friend! I mean... if you're into that.
by cantlivewithout April 18, 2019
Get the Lily Rootmug.