on da road

around and about; in town.
often said when referring to self in 3rd person.

Jim: Jim is on da road.

by Imogenus April 4, 2009

Road Hoagie

Another word for road kill or street meat.

Friend 1: Wow, did you see that dead animal on the side of the road?

Friend 2: You mean the road hoagie?

by Road Hoagie November 26, 2017

Road muff

Eating a lady out wail she’s driving.

Joe gave Tiffani road muff as we went to Colorado.

by Phaqer February 20, 2022

Road gummies

When getting road head from a senior citizen, with no teeth!

"Cayley's grandma gave me road gummies on the way home from Thanksgiving
Dear Lord; should just call her hoover! not granny she's still got it at her old age! "

by stevetotheo June 20, 2018

Road Rape

The act of cycling for long periods of time over poorly kept roads, where the surface causes significant bruising to your body, particularly your genitals.

My body is destroyed, I've been completely Road Raped.

Trust me the road surface was shit; I'm not sure how to describe the feeling of having your pelvis destroyed over the course of 4 hours other than feeling Road Raped.

by idontcycle October 20, 2019

kink in the road

A random bump in the road that messes everyone up and annoys people

There was akink in the road that really bothered me because I was on a smooth road so it made my car jump up randomly and scared me because I wasn't prepared.

by Randomwords22 June 5, 2018

Road Brownie

1. The little bit of poop in your underpants that leaks out when you are driving and don't have time to pull over to the bathroom. Your underwear will soak up any moisture and give it the consistency of a fudge brownie. It may also be the result of a shart while driving.

2. Having a passenger give you a rim-job while driving.

1
A-"Yo Duane did Mary give you some road head on your trip?"
B-"Nah dude, I had some road brownie and almost made her barf in my lap."
A-"I hate it when that happens."

2
A-"Hey baby it's gonna be a long drive, how about some road brownie?"
B-"Sure, just as long as you don't shart while I'm down there."

by Croganizer March 1, 2014