Russell

Ginger dick head who get bullied in school and is shit at Fifa

See that kid over there he’s a proper russell him lad

by Ginger Maggot January 20, 2020

Russell

Boyfriend too many, satisfied none!

Thinking your in for a big night of sex but he can never get it up after talking himself up. He's such a russell

by Mwhite69 January 2, 2024

Russell glass

A pint glass which kills all bubbles in a beer

For fuck’s sake, I’ve got a Russell glass!

by Tbonedork November 11, 2017

Russell up a story

When a media company who employs purported investigative journalist who make up evidence or significantly financially support a person to provide evidence for a story to hopefully avoid a defamation case against them from being successful.

Etymology: Russell v Australian Broadcasting Corporation & Ors Federal Court of Australia

The Sydney Morning Herald decided to Russell up a story about The Pineapple Express

by DisgruntledVet October 31, 2023

Russell Rage

A form of expelling and therefore removing the leftover testosterone from a femboy by means of anger and rage

Pablooo, you’ve got Russell rage again!!

by ToeTinggler69 November 28, 2024

Royal Russell

all the boys in year 10 22/23 are all leng and the girls are clapped.
Year 11 girls are fake tanned and bright orange and the boys are amazing

you go royal russell?
yh it’s klm

by bigdickdaddy20890982 December 14, 2022

Russell

9 year old kid that is the all time worst member of Simp Island, hated by everyone. Has commuted multiple atrocious war crimes and is currently locked up. Same age as the infamous Kia. Conspiracy theories have tried linking him to Zuko league commissioner Zuko, no substantial evidence has confirmed or denied this theory.

Fuck Russell, all my homies hate Russell

by Mr. Infamous September 15, 2020