When you’re too tired too move after intense and vigorous sex. So you decide to say fuck it and lay there with your significant other in each other’s cum, squirt, piss, vomit, or feces, etc.
Ex.
Tiffany: Hey, I was looking for you all night at the party! Where did you go?
Brittany: I have no idea I drank way too much and woke up in a cuddle puddle with the varsity baseball team!
Tiffany: Hey, I was looking for you all night at the party! Where did you go?
Brittany: I have no idea I drank way too much and woke up in a cuddle puddle with the varsity baseball team!
by Qwertyuioplkio July 08, 2019
Person that would be smoking large amounts of methamphetamine in a pipe. Because meth turns into a liquid when heat is applied.
by Gmoney825 April 22, 2020
by yodi yoder October 12, 2014
by Devilvoy March 11, 2015
Its fun to be in it when you feel like it, but when u don't want it its annoying as fuck an a bother
by fuck puddle December 05, 2014
Mug puddle - The water, captured on the bottoms of inverted cups located on the top shelf of the dishwasher, forms a small puddle and can be used to indicate the dishwashing cycle is complete.
For example, Pearl asked, "Hey, are the dishes clean in the dishwasher?" Earl answered, "I don't know. Are there any mug puddles on the coffee cups? If so, the dishes are clean."
by Quippy-One December 30, 2023
BPSK- aka (big puddle small kitty) is one of three scenarios. Either:
A: there is a rather large puddle of water compared to a relatively small kitty.
B: a petite girl, (small kitty), seen in the same room with or engaging in sexual intercourse with a rather elephantine and large looking male (big puddle)
C: a very feminine male violently shoving a beer funnel into a vagina (small kitty) while he ejaculates into said funnel, into (small kitty) therefore a (big puddle) enters such (small kitty)
A: there is a rather large puddle of water compared to a relatively small kitty.
B: a petite girl, (small kitty), seen in the same room with or engaging in sexual intercourse with a rather elephantine and large looking male (big puddle)
C: a very feminine male violently shoving a beer funnel into a vagina (small kitty) while he ejaculates into said funnel, into (small kitty) therefore a (big puddle) enters such (small kitty)
C: “Bro did u see that Brando pulled a BPSK with his side hoe????,” says Virgin Mary
“Fuck did the kitty purr?” Says Old ahh Joseph
A,B: your typical BPSK
BPSK (big puddle small kitty)
“Fuck did the kitty purr?” Says Old ahh Joseph
A,B: your typical BPSK
BPSK (big puddle small kitty)
by helldamixa March 16, 2023