similar to radar ass, ony worse. Premature Detonation occurs when you enter the bathroom, and you cant hold the shit/piss anymore.
by Anister October 19, 2012
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Is a condition that occurs while playing Miss Pacman and/or Pacman when a player prematurely eats a power pellit before any ghost are near, resulting only 0 ghost being eaten. The condition most commonly occurs in early boards.
Josh: "I'm not going to get my extra man this board because of premature paculation."
Jon: "Yeah, you suck!"
Jon: "Yeah, you suck!"
by VreeJ August 22, 2007
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by Talin January 9, 2007
Get the premade mug.A text message that is sent to someone under the assumption that you know that they're going to text you. Commonly used with tech-deficient family members who take forever to answer text messages.
I sent a Preemptive Text to my mother to inform her that i was driving home, because I knew she was gonna ask where i was.
by Musculoso March 1, 2010
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Man 1: "Did you hear about Rick? He had to return that new Mercedes he bought after the Newark deal he thought he closed fell through"
Man 2: "Geez, he should know better about premature congratulation."
Man 2: "Geez, he should know better about premature congratulation."
by LEBRON IN DA HOUSE June 8, 2009
Get the Premature Congratulation mug.A time period before madonna, where life was bland, depressing, and shitty all around. Calling a person a premadonna would insult them as if they r from a time period before madonna was born. Similar to BC and AD. This is more like PM.
Shelly: oh em ge kelly look at how ugly emily's dress is..
Kelly: hey emily! Way to dress like a premadonna u weird loser!
Emily: this is my dead mothers dress u cunt lip cock-sockets!
Kelly: hey emily! Way to dress like a premadonna u weird loser!
Emily: this is my dead mothers dress u cunt lip cock-sockets!
by SandNig01 March 10, 2016
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