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Positions

Ariana Grande's horny but catchy album dedicated to her fiancé, Dalton Gomez.

My opinion: "Nasty" is the best song.
Arianator: I love positions
Young Arianator: Should I listen to it?
Arianator: Well, maybe when you get older. Hehe.
by Duh_Lixz April 5, 2021
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Positional Chubby

Getting an often unwanted erection simply because of the way you're sitting or positioned. Too much blood flowing to the wrong place and always at the wrong time.
"I was sleeping when the teacher called me to the front of the class. When I woke up I was pitching a pretty big tent and there was no way I could hide it."

"Sounds to me like you got a positional chubby...God I hate those."
by ArchangelDuma December 12, 2008
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crabs posititon

A sex position where the girl is on her hands while the guy lifts her up by her legs and jams his penis into her vaginia.
The crabs position is a very freaky way of getting down and dirty.
by Casey February 9, 2005
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positions

ariana grandes 6th studio album with the smash hit “positions” and collabs with Doja Cat, The Weeknd and Ty Dolla $ign
Person 1: Hey what are you listening to
Person 2: positions by ariana grande its such a good album
by wxllxxmx October 25, 2020
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Switching Positions

(verb) - The act of switching between projectile vomiting and having explosive, violent, anal discharge.

Sometimes this act can be brought about, by making "monster noises" near a sick friend, or loved one.
1. Sean ate too many brownies on his birthday, despite our advice, he switched positions with the door open for three hours in the bathroom.

2. We went into Sean's room and began to rawr, which induced him to run to the bathroom with his pants down, and switching positions.

3. Sean went for a run but had to return early because he had to switch positions.
by I Cum for Cookies October 12, 2010
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sex positions

variuos positions to have sex in, such as:missionary, 69,etc.
me and my man have tried many sex positions
by much love and peace April 4, 2008
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Girlfriend Positioning System

The surreptitious use of Google Latitude on your girlfriend's phone so that you can track her whereabouts without her knowing. Tends not to work with technology-proficient girlfriends. Also requires a phone that supports Latitude, but helped by the prevalence of Android, Apple OS and Blackberry phones.

Commonly abbreviated GiPS (pronounced: jips).
John: so Carla's gone out with her friends tonight, huh? Where are they headed?

Bob: she said Misty's but, hang on - my girlfriend positioning system shows an anomaly - why is she in some random street in Hangleton???

John: dude!
by Mr. Duffy May 29, 2010
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