Sneaky Poo

The act of pooing in the most unexpected places, often where people will likely stumble upon it.

Dude! Someone just Sneaky Poo'ed in my pillow case!

by SneakyPoo December 25, 2007

flatchel-poo

When you think you'll fart but poo at the same time.

That Taco Bell didn't agree with me, I just made a flatchel-poo.

by noyb! January 6, 2008

monkey poo

The little stubby bit of banana flesh which pulls out / breaks off of one end of the banana; it’s harder than normal, and often has a small thread dangling from it.

The use of the term "monkey poo" has resulted in many a child wasting a substantial amount of the banana for fear of eating the "icky" part.

"Don't eat that part of the banana, that's the monkey poo"

by LarrySanders February 6, 2009

Poo Painter

To be a poo painter, u need daring wit and creativity. firstly shit in your hand this will act as the paint, secondly find a brush, this will be your index finger. Then apply some paint, find a bare wall, or tiled surface to start painting, make sure that you sign your masterpiece, then invite a friend/family to view it.

Ernest invited Claire into the bathroom, to view his latest piece, little did Claire know that Ernest had Poo painter her parents bathroom.

by Bam West & Som Matton August 18, 2008

Tikka poo

The poo you have after you eat tikka chicken.

I had a huge tikka poo today!

by gahgahgah July 20, 2009

Pack the Poo

To take a cock up the ass; anal sex; esp. between two males. Proper noun.

Greg and Clay went home to Pack the Poo.

"Lets Pack the Poo," said Brandon, to his femdom friend.

The Priest wanted to Pack the Poo of the flamboyant altar boy.

by A.J witha G. March 5, 2010

Poo-spew

To have the shits and be sick at the same time with no control of bodily functions.

My holiday belly is not to clever. I think I need a poo-spew.

I think I've got food poisoning, I poo-spewed everywhere

by Yummer1980 May 17, 2016