Doucheball Player

Noun. Person who is a giant doucher who just so happens to play football and likes to say bro every five words

I can't stay here much longer among all these jock doucheball players.

by Ky-Yooooo October 20, 2009

utility player

a player who plays more than one position

that shortstop/first baseman is a good utility player

by stoof August 11, 2014

Let’s Player

Someone who plays video games and screams.

Did you see that epic Let’s Player over there?

by chairmeme February 24, 2019

Banjo Player

The offspring of people(?) from isolated communities who are married to his/her/?? father/mother/brother/sister/any near relation.

See also inbred, Royal Family

We played Sheerness East today, the banjo players kicked us all over the park!

by Monkey Boy November 20, 2003

Lacrosse player

Someone who dresses very prepy(sperry's, club shorts, vineyard vines, etc). Gets all the girls. An all around hot guy with very nice hair.

Girl: that lacrosse player has great hair, hes so hot

by ybasf21 July 25, 2015

PS4 Player

A big dick man with a great sense of humour. Definitely at the top for all other players, that includes Xbox and PC. Anyone else who doesn’t play on the PS4 is a fucking fag, mostly Xbox players.

Person 1: Oii look at that sick ass PS4 Player playing on the PS4!

Person 2: Mate, don’t you mean Xbox?

*Person 1 Throws that dumb ass cunt out the window*

Person 3: Bro, the Switch is the superior console.

*Everyone around Person 3 shanks that cunt*

by UrSuchApotato September 30, 2019

football players

retarded assholes that think they have to be cool infront of each other by being loud annoying and rude. Making themselves live up to the football jock asshole stereotype.

Why is that Football Player such an asshole?

by Gracie February 12, 2004